WPCNR MR. & MRS. & MS. WHITE PLAINS VOICE. November 11, 2005: A reader suggests a new format for WPCNR election commentary:

Mr. Bailey, you really need to create two new additions to your site, write in columns, one for the unhappy, and one for the happy and total up the two at the end of each week. Tally the vote at the end and give the best complainer the happy award of the week. Perhaps one of those yellow smiley faces, remember them.

I just had to write in today and sidetrack off the political entertainment as we near the end of the election controversy shifting from the good, the bad and the ugly, to the whiners complainers and angry, again!

Speed bumps – pot holes – traffic – valet parking - .50 cent parking – no parking – smoking in the streets – dancing at the fountain – living on the 42nd floor – music in the air - bumping into people downtown – to many kids at the movie – to many lights at holiday time – parades causing traffic, etc. etc. on and on and on and on!

Very easy solution to everyone’s personal complaints,
Don’t REVITALIZE – RELOCATE!  End of all your personal misery!
Happy happy!

You know that great old American saying, “If you don’t like the country – leave it!

Carl Albanese

Independent Voter - Independent Thinker